The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

A physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden the assistant asks "Wait, professor, what if the salycilic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ions?" and the professor responds "That's no hydroxyl ions, that's my wife!"


translation

A scientist and his assistant were drinking heavily, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the aspirin doesn't get rid of the headache?"

And the professor responds, "That's no headache! That's my wife!"

How it's made \:d/

Lo! Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West,
Where the good and the bad and the worst and the best
Have gone to their eternal rest.